Owning a Cadillac is the best

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/01/2015 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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I get to park in handicap spots and nobody even checks. I mean, some guy with a fake leg yelled at me, but I was all like "who are you supposed to be, Cripplebeard the Pirate?" Then I laughed and shook my real legs at him and knocked his veteran baseball cap off. lol what a loser.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Your boy, BJR
04/01/2015 at 18:09

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This might be the worst thing I've seen all day. Hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Your boy, BJR
04/01/2015 at 18:09

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I feel like a jerk for laughing at that. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Brian, The Life of
04/01/2015 at 18:12

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no it's cool that guy was such a dick, telling me where I could and couldn't park.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
04/01/2015 at 18:13

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Have you gotten your "Hoez Be Trippin" trunk liner yet?


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Your boy, BJR
04/01/2015 at 18:19

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Like a píump!

Just watch for those old people at bingo time :p


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > dogisbadob
04/01/2015 at 18:21

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lol I ain't afraid to smack the elderly.